I saw this on Facebook :
All Facebook accounts are being hacked and cloned.
To avoid this you must stand naked on your kitchen table
singing I WILL SURVIVE, while doing the Macarena.
Only then will Mark Zukerberg
travel down your chimney
on a golden unicorn and present you with
a blue token to protect your account.
Now, send this to everyone on your contacts list,
otherwise goblins will wee in your fridge.
I’m so glad I saw it. Here’s my report: Naked: check; kitchen table: check; I Will Survive: check; Macarena: check; golden unicorn : check. Sadly, MZ ran out of blue tokens, so it’s a total do-over. BTW, a goblin did wee in the fridge. At least that’s my story for how wee got in the fridge.