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DEPEND-able Directional Control

May 25, 2017 By Andy Bozeman 1 Comment

Here is something I have witnessed, and aspire to:  It is my fervent hope, that when I reach the age of 100, I will have the apparently-specifically-centenarian ability of Directional Urination with which I will be able to choose at will a carefully calculated vector and trajectory so as to allow me to pee entirely around my fully absorbent, over-night underpants. This is something I have personally observed. It seems to offer, not only relief in the moment, but in a body and mind still … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Blog, Non-Fiction, Random Thoughts

Sycamore Sunrise – 2017

April 19, 2017 By Andy Bozeman Leave a Comment

I can't let this go without sharing. I took these pictures just as the morning sun's rays, still golden, added back-light to new born Sycamore leaves. But this isn't restricted to the majestic Sycamore. The same effect of can be seen, at first light, for almost every new growth of flora. Get up early and ENJOY!   … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Random Thoughts

Too Personal, Yet Olympic!

February 7, 2017 By Andy Bozeman Leave a Comment

There's something I can do which has never been on my bucket list. In fact I never thought I had the ability - we're talkin' greatness. It didn't become an apparent talent until I was sixty years old. So I must ask the question: Why isn't snoring an Olympic event? At least then I could justify my talent. … [Read more...]

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