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Would You Read This?

August 2, 2019 By adminandyb Leave a Comment

I write my heart out trying to convey information about better home planning and building. I word everything for easy understanding, boiling down topics to their very essence so they'll be interesting, informative and educational. But not enough people read what I write. I can't cut through the clutter of rude, crude, often downright nasty distractions which offer dirty fun without the threat of learning. I already know I can't compete in a world mired in filthy habits and with a total … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Non-Fiction Tagged With: design, home, murder, planning, residential, violence

Watchtower Star

October 8, 2018 By adminandyb Leave a Comment

A good king ruled a peaceful and prosperous nation. The king kept a bright fire burning in a tall  watchtower, at a corner of his castle, as a sign to everyone that he was a great and powerful sovereign. Soldiers were charged with keeping the fire stoked, using, as fuel, timber from across the king’s domain. The radiance of the tower flame was so bright it could be seen for many miles in the day, and many more at night. The people regarded it as the Watchtower Star. Of all the treasures the king … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Audio, Non-Fiction, Novel Ideas, Poetry, Random Thoughts, Short Stories, Stick People Tagged With: death, king, pride

So Worldly

July 24, 2018 By adminandyb 1 Comment

I feel so grown up. Today, I got my first ever extortion email. Someone is demanding thousands of dollars in bitcoin; and if I don't pay they'll release my entire history of online-porn-video viewing. There's nothing I can do about it. The email is spoofed on some poor, sweet lady's account; and she doesn't even know about it. As for my porn viewing history: sometimes I wish I had one. I've never visited a porn site, on purpose that is. One time years ago, on Facebook, I clicked a link to see a … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Blog, Non-Fiction, Random Thoughts

Never, Then Arrive

November 1, 2017 By Andy Bozeman Leave a Comment

Be not dismayed. Don't panic. Never quit Never quit never quitting. … [Read more...]

Filed Under: 1 All, Non-Fiction, Random Thoughts

DEPEND-able Directional Control

May 25, 2017 By Andy Bozeman 1 Comment

Here is something I have witnessed, and aspire to:  It is my fervent hope, that when I reach the age of 100, I will have the apparently-specifically-centenarian ability of Directional Urination with which I will be able to choose at will a carefully calculated vector and trajectory so as to allow me to pee entirely around my fully absorbent, over-night underpants. This is something I have personally observed. It seems to offer, not only relief in the moment, but in a body and mind still … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Blog, Non-Fiction, Random Thoughts

GIANT CHICKEN ELECTRICAL COMPANY

April 26, 2017 By Andy Bozeman 1 Comment

If there’s a job to do, but no one ever does it, will it ever get done? When no one checks for errors, and those errors escape into the wild, can they ever be corralled back again? For example: I draw house plans. I use a computer, now, but years ago, plans were drawn by hand with a pencil and paper. If a builder wanted to re-use a set of plans, and needed to flip or reverse those plans - maybe so the driveway would be on a particular side of the house - but the builder didn’t want to pay to … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Non-Fiction, Short Stories

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