Self-acquired knowledge is the best form of education. … [Read more...]
Retroactive Bequeathment
From the upcoming Divinea Bovinae: "Based upon the documented previous postumosity of the deceased, it appears that bequeathment in the present is problemmatic, retroactively speaking." … [Read more...]
Watchtower Star
A good king ruled a peaceful and prosperous nation. The king kept a bright fire burning in a tall watchtower, at a corner of his castle, as a sign to everyone that he was a great and powerful sovereign. Soldiers were charged with keeping the fire stoked, using, as fuel, timber from across the king’s domain. The radiance of the tower flame was so bright it could be seen for many miles in the day, and many more at night. The people regarded it as the Watchtower Star. Of all the treasures the king … [Read more...]
So Worldly
I feel so grown up. Today, I got my first ever extortion email. Someone is demanding thousands of dollars in bitcoin; and if I don't pay they'll release my entire history of online-porn-video viewing. There's nothing I can do about it. The email is spoofed on some poor, sweet lady's account; and she doesn't even know about it. As for my porn viewing history: sometimes I wish I had one. I've never visited a porn site, on purpose that is. One time years ago, on Facebook, I clicked a link to see a … [Read more...]
Never, Then Arrive
Be not dismayed. Don't panic. Never quit Never quit never quitting. … [Read more...]
Clown Rap
Clowns with hammers have a bad rap. AB … [Read more...]